honey, grease up your taco
I’m diving in feet first
wearing blue raspberry edible undies
and smoking a bubble gum cigar
let’s make pb and j’s
with 12 nut bread
and name our babies after smurfs
let’s create steam
from vitamin D milk
and forget about the finances for once
we can poke around a bit
and wait for the grey carton of fresh eggs
that we can never, ever eat
honey, squeeze your bear head
whilst I deposit the mayonnaise
across your hot cross bun
let’s tie the twizzler knot
and stick around forever,
like that jar of vaseline
underneath the kitchen sink
